Archive of the category "videos"

Kitchen Gun and Toilet Grenade

Cleans everything. BANG. BANG. BANG.

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Awesome, and Probably Retarded, Kid Lip Syncs

This poor kid…well…maybe he isn’t so bad off. He may have been born to be an internet superstar. Like General Bethlehem in The Postman, he was made for war. He was born for it! As was this child, a child born to be the ridicule and scorn of the internet, while moms from the midwest go “Awww, he’s just so gawsh darn cuuuutie!”

And then he punches Sarah Palin in the cooter when he comes of age.

Internet. Superstar.

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You Clever Devil: And Still I Pee

Whitest Kids’ u Know is a little hit and miss, but when they hit they can be pretty damned funny. Like in this case, when there is a battle of urination. Laugh at it or I shall box your ears.

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Turkish People Apparently Love Obama

In a really freaky video kind of way.

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Best Gamer Video EVER: The Clan

This is pure awesome. It speaks for itself. If you are a gamer, you’ll relate exactly. Your mom is a gamer. Your mom relates.

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Coolest Chameleon Ever

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Yes, the chameleon is cool, he’s shifting colors like a crazed drag queen who needs to maintan camoflauge while infiltrating a foreign army of crazed hairstylists. But the real question is why does the person who owns said chameleon own so many tacky goddamn sunglasses…unless they have a time machine and stole them from the set of Miami Vice.

The Funniest and Hottest Ventriloquist Ever

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It’s quite a sweet voice on the little monkey, but with tits its fucking sinister. (via Yes, ICantSeeYou)

Watchmen and Wall-E Mashup Trailer

Cute little robuts (that’s right, robuts) have never been more badass, especially Eve. She is one sexy laser-toting e-bitch.

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Talk to Jack About the Homepage

Blake needs to talk to Jack about the homepage… or at least he tries to. And fails, because Jack is in love with an Auto Tuner, and uses it properly in the work place.

When Sex with Sheep is No Longer Enough

That is when you take some LED lights and add them to some of those wooly bastards. Then you chase them around at night, naked, covered in peanut butter, whoopin’ and a hollerin’.

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