Cleans everything. BANG. BANG. BANG.
This poor kid…well…maybe he isn’t so bad off. He may have been born to be an internet superstar. Like General Bethlehem in The Postman, he was made for war. He was born for it! As was this child, a child born to be the ridicule and scorn of the internet, while moms from the midwest go “Awww, he’s just so gawsh darn cuuuutie!”
And then he punches Sarah Palin in the cooter when he comes of age.
Internet. Superstar.
Yes, the chameleon is cool, he’s shifting colors like a crazed drag queen who needs to maintan camoflauge while infiltrating a foreign army of crazed hairstylists. But the real question is why does the person who owns said chameleon own so many tacky goddamn sunglasses…unless they have a time machine and stole them from the set of Miami Vice.
It’s quite a sweet voice on the little monkey, but with tits its fucking sinister. (via Yes, ICantSeeYou)
Blake needs to talk to Jack about the homepage… or at least he tries to. And fails, because Jack is in love with an Auto Tuner, and uses it properly in the work place.
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