Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-settings.php on line 520

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-settings.php on line 535

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-settings.php on line 542

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-settings.php on line 578

Deprecated: Function set_magic_quotes_runtime() is deprecated in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-settings.php on line 18

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/classes.php on line 1199

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/classes.php on line 1199

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/classes.php on line 1199

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/classes.php on line 1199

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_PageDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/classes.php on line 1244

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/classes.php on line 1391

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/classes.php on line 1391

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/classes.php on line 1391

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/classes.php on line 1391

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_CategoryDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/classes.php on line 1442

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class wpdb in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/wp-db.php on line 306

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class WP_Object_Cache in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/cache.php on line 431

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Comment::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/comment-template.php on line 1128

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Comment::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/comment-template.php on line 1128

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Comment::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/comment-template.php on line 1128

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Comment::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el(&$output) in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/comment-template.php on line 1128

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class WP_Dependencies in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/class.wp-dependencies.php on line 31

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class WP_Http in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/http.php on line 61

Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method GoogleSitemapGeneratorLoader::Enable() should not be called statically in /home/shadowstorm/subvertsociety.com/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 339
Products | subvert society

Tag Archives: "products"

Hooter Heaters will Make the Ta-Tas Toasty

Hooter Heaters

Concept Bra Dryer (we all know the truth: it makes boobs hotter) from BraDryer.com.

The ShamWow Dude is on a Mission Against Scientology

Buy ShamWows! Now!

Because the headphone-wearing freaky little dude who sells them is using the monies to fuck up the scientologists.

Mountain Dew is About to Get Sugar’d Up! SWEET!

Pepsi to Use Real Sugar in “Mountain Dew Throwback” in April

That’s right. Real sugar in Mountain Dew, April 20-June 13. Time to stockpile the shit out of that sweet, sweet Dew nectar.

Lucifer Made a Doll in the 60’s

YouTube Preview Image

What. The. Fuck. How did Lucifer find the time to design this evil little doll and market it amongst all the souls he was eating? What marketing executive was sitting there saying “No, it needs more laughing. Cackling even. People should be afraid to not buy this doll. If the devil possessed a child, how would that satanic baby laugh? Build me that. I can sell that. Hell, I could sell nails to Jesus.”

Best Flickr Comment Thread Ever

Anger Is the Swiss Army Knife of Emotions T-shirt

“OMG, it’s like anarchy in here. We’re minutes away from someone sticking their dick in the potato salad.”