Cute little robuts (that’s right, robuts) have never been more badass, especially Eve. She is one sexy laser-toting e-bitch.
![Watchmen and Wall E Mashup Trailer YouTube Preview Image](http://img.youtube.com/vi/B-Ka8DnUVEQ/0.jpg)
Better than the movies themselves, in so many ways. I tell you what, if I walked into a bar and saw an Alien and a Predator kicking back and playing pool, I’d go there every night. Because eventually those two are going to cause a ruckus when one loses the bet, and shit is on then. (via Super Punch, and more sweet sweet versions are there)
![Alien vs. Predator Print Ads Are Better than the Movie Itself Alien vs. Predator Print Ads Are Better than the Movie Itself](http://subvertsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/avp-print-ads-are-awesome-550x388.jpg)
Stringfellow Hawk and Dom in that badasserific Airwolf go up against Maverick and Goose in their equally badasserific F-14 Tomcat, without the gay volleyball scene. And there’s still two goddamn O’s in Goose, bitches. Plus it’s a really good mashup cutting the two together. Now I’m gonna go do some of that pilot shit.
![Airwolf versus Top Gun Mashup, Hell Yes YouTube Preview Image](http://img.youtube.com/vi/jFzLnD3foTk/0.jpg)
A quantitative analysis of cinematic trilogies for geeks. (Via Dan Meth)
![The Trilogy Meter The Trilogy Meter](http://subvertsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/the-trilogy-meter.jpg)
You know what makes time traveling DeLoreans with Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd traveling in them awesome? When that DeLorean also upgrades to a time traveling space-based missile that fucks up the Enterprise to kingdom come. With aforementioned travelers still inside. (Via TheHappyEntertainer)
![Back to the Future/Star Trek Mashup YouTube Preview Image](http://img.youtube.com/vi/IwyrNmrO-NE/0.jpg)
Watching Movies Backwards is Awesome
If you watch the movie “Jaws” backwards, it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach. If you watch “Rambo” backwards, it’s Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.
![Big Man Japan Trailer: Freak Battles! YouTube Preview Image](http://img.youtube.com/vi/rEL0IvyjfsQ/0.jpg)
A middle-aged slacker living in a rundown, graffiti-ridden slum, Daisato’s job involves being shocked by bolts of electricity that transform him into a stocky, stick-wielding giant several stories high who is entrusted with defending Japan from a host of bizarre monsters. But while his predecessors were national heroes, he is a pariah among the citizens he protects, who bitterly complain about the noise and destruction of property he causes. And Daisato has his own problems -an agent insistent on branding him with sponsor advertisements, an Alzheimer-afflicted grandfather who transforms into a giant in dirty underwear, and a family who is embarrassed by his often cowardly exploits. A wickedly deadpan spin on the giant Japanese superhero, BIG MAN JAPAN is an outrageous portrait of a pathetic but truly unique hero.
–Big Man Japan synopsis, via Magnet’s Six Shooter Film Series
Spoiler Alert: WATCHMEN is fucking awesome.
Or so say the nerds of the world. WESLEY CRUSHER, MAKE IT SO! And put this thong on, my lad. - Dirty Picard.
When: 02.19.2009 – 10:53pm
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![Jean Claude van DAMME CAN HE DANCE! YouTube Preview Image](http://img.youtube.com/vi/mSc8Hvji9E0/0.jpg)
The 1980’s called, Mr. Van Dammage, and they want you back because your dancing was gay fruity FABUUULOUUUUS!