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Coolest Chameleon Ever

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Yes, the chameleon is cool, he’s shifting colors like a crazed drag queen who needs to maintan camoflauge while infiltrating a foreign army of crazed hairstylists. But the real question is why does the person who owns said chameleon own so many tacky goddamn sunglasses…unless they have a time machine and stole them from the set of Miami Vice.

Double-amputee New Zealander gets Turned into a Mermaid

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Thanks to Peter Jackson’s Weta Workship, this woman has made the movie Splash come to real life. She lost both of her legs to the knee when she was a child, and Weta went and made her a mermaid prosthesis. Which makes me wonder, can she squeal like a dolphin at the right pitch to shatter TVs? She better watch out for Eugene Levy, too, that dude hates mermaids.