8-bit Hip Hop Medley
Jay-Z, Ludacris, Kanye, and more droppping 8-bit like its hot. Makes me wanna rescue a princess and then knock that bitch around a bit, tip a 40 in memory of Yoshi, hang out in sewer pipes and randomly beat the shit out of bricks looking for gold coins.
Greg Rutter’s Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You’re a Loser or Old or Something
This list may make you take a hard look at yourself and make you realize you are, in fact, an internet loser because you aren’t familiar with nearly as many of these as you should be. And maybe that’s ok, maybe the internet isn’t the place for you. Maybe you have “better†and more “productive†things to do with your time in the “real†world. Maybe we’re all just wasting so much time and energy that could be spent curing the diseased, feeding the homeless…aw fuck it, I can’t keep up this charade anymore.
What Does One Trillion Dollars Look Like?
Since you’ll never see this much money in your entire life, you might as well figure out what it would look like if you ever did. Which you won’t. Because you’re never going to be that guy. You might as well go back and watch reruns of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous where Robin Leach screams out “I’M ROBIN LEACH! And on this week’s show I am going to show you things you can never fucking have!”
Caught on Camera — The Best of Google Street View
Street View is a feature on Google Maps that allows you to virtually roam the streets of towns to which you may never have even been. While this is useful for figuring directions, it’s also turned out to be useful for finding amazing pictures of people doing stuff they should not be doing.
Van Fuckin Halen - Diamond Dave Edition: Assteroidz v1.0
You know the console wars? PS3, XBOX360, Wii, blah, blah? All goes back to those guys being unable to sign Van Fuckin Halen and make this game.
Urban Camouflage
You know, in case the po-po is chasing you down and all you have is a shit ton of paper products or boxes, this is how you evade the man.
Buy ShamWows! Now!
Because the headphone-wearing freaky little dude who sells them is using the monies to fuck up the scientologists.
Pepsi to Use Real Sugar in “Mountain Dew Throwback” in April
That’s right. Real sugar in Mountain Dew, April 20-June 13. Time to stockpile the shit out of that sweet, sweet Dew nectar.
American Taste for Soft Toilet Roll Worse “Than Driving Hummers”
Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from virgin forest causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners. That means you need to start using leaves and masturbating with tree bark, Gaia rapers.
Watching Movies Backwards is Awesome
If you watch the movie “Jaws” backwards, it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach. If you watch “Rambo” backwards, it’s Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.