Archive of the category "quotes"

History is a Perpetual Virgin

History is a perpetual virgin endlessly and repeatedly deflowered by successive generations of fucking liars

– Adam McEwen

When: 03.05.2009 – 8:55pm | In: quotes | Tags: , | Comments (0)

Drill Sergeant Joe B. Fricks Rules For A Gunfight

02. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice…

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Stretch the rules. Always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

Drill Sergeant Joe B. Fricks - Petzal: The Rules of Gunfighting

When: 03.04.2009 – 12:59am | In: quotes | Tags: , | Comments (0)

Redman Said What?

“When I bust, titties come out.”

Redman, Y.O.U

“This is the kind of thing people say that don’t see titties all that often.”

Chris Macho, No Room Service Just Snacks and Shit

When: 03.01.2009 – 1:15am | In: quotes | Tags: , | Comments (0)

Boner Party Enrolls in Foreign Exchange

I want to enroll my boner in a foreign exchange program to India so it can come back from overseas all spiritual and continuously talk about the night it and Freida Pinto smoked hash and made love on the back of an elephant.

The ones with the tiny ears. Indian Elephants. Zoobooksâ„¢.

bonerparty.tumblr.com - possibly NSFW, but typically hot chicks…and its funny

When: 02.28.2009 – 12:36am | In: quotes | Tags: , | Comments (0)

Kanye West Made Video Games with Giant Dongs as a Kid

“First beat I did was in seventh grade, on my computer. I got into doing beats for the video games I used to try to make. My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I’m 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You’d have to draw in and program every little step—it literally took me all night to do a step, ’cause the penis, y’know, had little feet and eyes.”

–Kanye West - THE UNRAVELING OF KANYE WEST: DETAILS Article on men.style.com

When: 02.24.2009 – 12:23am | In: quotes | Tags: , , | Comments (0)