Stringfellow Hawk and Dom in that badasserific Airwolf go up against Maverick and Goose in their equally badasserific F-14 Tomcat, without the gay volleyball scene. And there’s still two goddamn O’s in Goose, bitches. Plus it’s a really good mashup cutting the two together. Now I’m gonna go do some of that pilot shit.
You know what makes time traveling DeLoreans with Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd traveling in them awesome? When that DeLorean also upgrades to a time traveling space-based missile that fucks up the Enterprise to kingdom come. With aforementioned travelers still inside. (Via TheHappyEntertainer)
If you’ve never seen a turtle hump a high-top shoe, then boy are you in for a treat. Note that there is a visible turtle penis in this video, so if that kind of thing scares you or disturbs your delicate sensibilities, kill yourself. (Via deleteyourself)
This is completely NSFW, but it’s hysterical. In a very scatological junior high “guys are gross and find stupid things funny” kind of way. But it’s genius. (Via RatherGood)
“A strange man builds a world using holographic tools for the woman he loves.” This really is a severely cool video and concept, that is extraordinarily well executed. If you don’t watch it, it will be like kicking the creator in the balls. You don’t want to be that guy.
This award winning short was created by filmmaker Bruce Branit, widely known as the co-creator of ‘405‘. World Builder was shot in a single day followed by about 2 years of post production. Branit is the owner of Branit VFX based in Kansas City.
Add some corn starch mix to a speaker you are willing to ruin, run some deep bass through that sucker, and watch the cool stuff that happens. It’s like nerd magic. +1 HP -20 MANA
Apparently R2 is a dirty little bastard, who bitches a lot. He thought he was getting away with it all this time, hidden behind those beeps and blpppts, but we’ve got that dirty droid now.
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The world’s largest salt flat, the Salar de Uyuni in Southwestern Bolivia (near the crest of the Andes, 3,650 meters high). There is an estimated 10 billion tons of salt in the flats, 25 times the amount in the Bonneville Salt flats in Utah in the United States. And it reflects shit. A lot of shit. It’s badass.
What. The. Fuck. How did Lucifer find the time to design this evil little doll and market it amongst all the souls he was eating? What marketing executive was sitting there saying “No, it needs more laughing. Cackling even. People should be afraid to not buy this doll. If the devil possessed a child, how would that satanic baby laugh? Build me that. I can sell that. Hell, I could sell nails to Jesus.”