That’s right. And do you know why I say Studio Art Majors are whores? Becuase I have a goddamned chart that shows they are whores. Do you have a chart showing they aren’t whores? No. Are you a Studio Art Major who has no chart proving otherwise and is now realizing you are, in fact, a whore? Good. Thank the internet.
Oh, and mathletes don’t even know what sex is, unless they are sticking their hoo ha’s into the golden ratio or rubbing their cooters on Pi. (via forwardOn)
A quantitative analysis of cinematic trilogies for geeks. (Via Dan Meth)
What Does One Trillion Dollars Look Like?
Since you’ll never see this much money in your entire life, you might as well figure out what it would look like if you ever did. Which you won’t. Because you’re never going to be that guy. You might as well go back and watch reruns of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous where Robin Leach screams out “I’M ROBIN LEACH! And on this week’s show I am going to show you things you can never fucking have!”