Cute little robuts (that’s right, robuts) have never been more badass, especially Eve. She is one sexy laser-toting e-bitch.
Better than the movies themselves, in so many ways. I tell you what, if I walked into a bar and saw an Alien and a Predator kicking back and playing pool, I’d go there every night. Because eventually those two are going to cause a ruckus when one loses the bet, and shit is on then. (via Super Punch, and more sweet sweet versions are there)
Stringfellow Hawk and Dom in that badasserific Airwolf go up against Maverick and Goose in their equally badasserific F-14 Tomcat, without the gay volleyball scene. And there’s still two goddamn O’s in Goose, bitches. Plus it’s a really good mashup cutting the two together. Now I’m gonna go do some of that pilot shit.
A quantitative analysis of cinematic trilogies for geeks. (Via Dan Meth)
You know what makes time traveling DeLoreans with Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd traveling in them awesome? When that DeLorean also upgrades to a time traveling space-based missile that fucks up the Enterprise to kingdom come. With aforementioned travelers still inside. (Via TheHappyEntertainer)
Watching Movies Backwards is Awesome
If you watch the movie “Jaws” backwards, it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach. If you watch “Rambo” backwards, it’s Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.
A middle-aged slacker living in a rundown, graffiti-ridden slum, Daisato’s job involves being shocked by bolts of electricity that transform him into a stocky, stick-wielding giant several stories high who is entrusted with defending Japan from a host of bizarre monsters. But while his predecessors were national heroes, he is a pariah among the citizens he protects, who bitterly complain about the noise and destruction of property he causes. And Daisato has his own problems -an agent insistent on branding him with sponsor advertisements, an Alzheimer-afflicted grandfather who transforms into a giant in dirty underwear, and a family who is embarrassed by his often cowardly exploits. A wickedly deadpan spin on the giant Japanese superhero, BIG MAN JAPAN is an outrageous portrait of a pathetic but truly unique hero.
–Big Man Japan synopsis, via Magnet’s Six Shooter Film Series
Spoiler Alert: WATCHMEN is fucking awesome.
Or so say the nerds of the world. WESLEY CRUSHER, MAKE IT SO! And put this thong on, my lad. - Dirty Picard.
When: 02.19.2009 – 10:53pm
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