What. The. Fuck. How did Lucifer find the time to design this evil little doll and market it amongst all the souls he was eating? What marketing executive was sitting there saying “No, it needs more laughing. Cackling even. People should be afraid to not buy this doll. If the devil possessed a child, how would that satanic baby laugh? Build me that. I can sell that. Hell, I could sell nails to Jesus.”